You see these? These are roses made of bacon.
When someone I hate falls like this:
Outside I’m like: But Inside, I’m actually like: HHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
i hate it when parents compare you to other...
oppositeofadultsss: it’s like, “Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.” hahah I actually say that to my mom when she says that.
That awkward moment when you sit next to the bitch...
“fuck you looking at hoe?”